The Count says This Entry May Be Grosser Than You Want To Read

Count Von CountWhat’s more fun than a barfing child?

TWO! TWO barfing children! Ah-ah-ahhh…

And Rebecca said something particularly gross on accident, which I’ll hide for those who don’t want to read it:

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I asked if she was okay during the clean-up process with child #1, because she’s been so morning sick lately, and she said, “Yes, thank goodness. I just had some cheese.”

(I guess the cheese was somehow settling her stomach, but boy oh boy did that sound gross at the time.)