The Choice of a who now?

This made me laugh. Death-row inmate’s last meal, second to last paragraph.

I’d love to see Pepsi put THAT in an advertisement. “Pepsi: the Choice of a Short-Lived Generation.”

“Pepsi: Light. Crisp. Refreshing. Like your corpse, in a few short hours.”

“Pepsi is worth killing for!”

“Pepsi — what murderers, Michael Jackson, and Britney Spears have in common. Besides being unlikable.”

“Pepsi — It’s Not Our Fault We Taste So Good.”